Every one of these is mine,
It was a difficult birth,
But now I’m fine!
They carry all my strongest genes,
Buxom, beautiful,
Milk machines.
Already they’ve got my big brow,
And enormous muzzle,
For downing chow.
And my wrinkles, and my feet,
I tell you now,
My life’s complete!

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