This is Calico and me,
We have a strange synchronicity,
This is us standing side by side,
By watching what’s going on down below,
And wishing we could just up and go!
Content to be in each other’s company,
Because we’re the bestest friends we can be
But we also compete for mummy’s attention,
So that can be a bone of contention!
Calico pushes things from table to floor,
‘Cause she knows I can’t resist a jolly good gnaw,
And so I reduce whatever into rubble,
And then I get into terrible trouble!