The kitchen is crowded enough you know,
Without spectators to spoil the flow!
We need space to prep, to cook, to plate,
To swear, to sweat, to operate!
So please don’t come back here unless you’re staff,
Then it is cool ’cause we can have a laugh,
Over all that has gone wrong or right,
And how we feel we have fared tonight.
© Caro Ness 2016